Another way harmful drugs are slowly finding their way further into our culture.
And cultural news today, it is been determined that time itself is a racist concept. Because of this revelation, hundreds of thousands of taxpayers are now declaring that the IRS’s deadline for sending in taxes is racist. The IRS, not wanting to run afoul of political correctness, immediately said that is perfectly fine for people to send in their taxes “whenever they feel like it.”
The Federal election commission has also issued a statement saying that the November election deadline was “just a joke “. ” If you haven’t voted yet, please feel free to do so “.
Starbucks stores across the fruited plain are also scrambling to respond. Their chief diversity officer yesterday announced that store hours being currently posted on storefronts will be changed. Starting time is now “whatever “, and closing time is “something something”. Employees who forget what day it is and forget to show up for work will no longer be penalized.
All of this information was verified by a reliable fake news site.
Wait! You’re saying that teenagers might not actually understand the ramifications of such a decision?
But put your shoes on before you come into the house…
Let me get this straight. Either a creator God for evolution , whichever one you believe in, prevented you from having children because you chose to be homosexual as opposed to heterosexual. That was a choice. That was something that you decided you wanted to do. Now, you insist that other people pay for someone to have heterosexual sex so that you, as a homosexual couple, can enjoy the rights of reproduction. I’m confused. Why did you decide to be homosexual?
Favorite quote: “Because they are totally in the eye of the beholder — anything you say could be labeled as a microaggression…”
It is interesting that major colleges have accepted the idea of micro aggressions with no scientific evidence that they objectively exist.