Medical benefits of dental floss unproven | Fox News

I knew it! I knew it! Flossing was just a government ploy to keep us all under control.

The media now needs to turn their attention to the other unproven minutes , such as whether we really need to eat everything on our plates when we were kids.

Meanwhile, dentists are scrambling to figure out something else to tell their patients to do. It has to be inconvenient and painful. So far, all they’ve come up with is wearing tight underwear and writing in Joe Biden for President.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s