I knew it! I knew it! Flossing was just a government ploy to keep us all under control.
The media now needs to turn their attention to the other unproven minutes , such as whether we really need to eat everything on our plates when we were kids.
Meanwhile, dentists are scrambling to figure out something else to tell their patients to do. It has to be inconvenient and painful. So far, all they’ve come up with is wearing tight underwear and writing in Joe Biden for President.